I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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