What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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