This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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