Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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