I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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