The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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