no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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