I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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