: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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