why didn't you poke me back
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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