She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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