the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just puked most of my soul out..
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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