im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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