ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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