Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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