So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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