why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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