big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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