I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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