...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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