I think i sorta joined a cult last night
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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