Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
