I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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