last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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