Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
