I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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