and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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