i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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