the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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