So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Is Oprah even human
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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