Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You dont lie about slip and slides
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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