Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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