The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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