I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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