I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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