Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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