Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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