is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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