he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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