you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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