i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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