I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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