hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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