I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just google imaged poop.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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