Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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