Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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