everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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