Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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