I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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