I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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