so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
