When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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