I must be too annoying 4 u.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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