i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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