The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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